Posted on July 7, 2017November 12, 2020 by Jerry get over it… i am not real… i am simply your imaginery friend…
Posted on May 1, 2017August 22, 2020 by Jerry I know the voices aren’t real but sometimes they have really good ideas
Posted on April 26, 2017August 22, 2020 by Jerry Tradition is actually peer pressure from dead people
Posted on March 3, 2017August 21, 2020 by Jerry and as i laid in bed last night, admiring the beautiful stars, i couldnt help wondering what the hell happened to the roof of my house
Posted on December 11, 2016November 12, 2020 by Jerry I bought two cakes… now I can eat one of them, and still have the other one.
Posted on August 8, 2016August 21, 2020 by Jerry God gave man a brain and a penis and only just enough blood to run one of them at a time
Posted on July 5, 2016August 22, 2020 by Jerry Reality TV is destabilising the emotional equilibrium of the faint hearted
Posted on April 30, 2016August 21, 2020 by Jerry Damn Global Warming… my strawberry slurpee has melted